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[Tony Alfrey]

Ric Moore wrote:
> On Thu, 2007-09-13 at 14:33 -0700, Tony Alfrey wrote:
>> Tim Wunder wrote:
>>> Subject: Trick to losing weight
>>>
>>> A Norwegian was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
>> Jeeze, now I don't feel nearly so bad for my Chinese restaurant joke the 
>> other day.
>> <snip>
> 
> Let's go sailing. I'd like to have my first Martini, pinch the bottoms
> of those luscious deck-hands you brag about, drunkenly mistake your
> laptop for the anchor, and run the boat aground on the shoals of
> Alcatraz Island. Time me, I could do all of that in the first hour. The
> rest of the day would be just as hilarious. See ya at dockside, Ole
> Buddy! <cackles> Ric

It takes more than an hour to get to Alcatraz.  It's a friggin sailboat, 
not the bloody Bay ferry.  Besides, after you ate the rocks on the lee 
shore of Alcatraz, that would be the end of the day for you (I've been 
close).  What's your rush?  And what does this have to do with Norwegian 
jokes?



-- 
Tony Alfrey
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"I'd Rather Be Sailing"