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Ric Moore
wayward4now
Fri Sep 14 09:41:14 PDT 2007
On Thu, 2007-09-13 at 14:33 -0700, Tony Alfrey wrote:
> Tim Wunder wrote:
> > Subject: Trick to losing weight
> >
> > A Norwegian was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
>
> Jeeze, now I don't feel nearly so bad for my Chinese restaurant joke the
> other day.
> <snip>
Let's go sailing. I'd like to have my first Martini, pinch the bottoms
of those luscious deck-hands you brag about, drunkenly mistake your
laptop for the anchor, and run the boat aground on the shoals of
Alcatraz Island. Time me, I could do all of that in the first hour. The
rest of the day would be just as hilarious. See ya at dockside, Ole
Buddy! <cackles> Ric
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