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[Harry Giles]

Bruce Marshall wrote:
> On Tuesday 30 January 2007 03:21, Ric Moore wrote:
>   
>> One eye patch, a tote bag filled with long bendable straws (the
>> plastic kind with glitter), a plastic parrot, a nylon speedo, woven
>> sandals, a tri-corner hat, and a sword suitable for going "Arrrr!" with.
>>     
>
> Before picking up a speedo, you'd better check this out.  (apologies to the 
> list)
>
> ====================
> Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract
> the girls.
>
>  He decided to ask his  friend Billy-Bob  for advice.  It's
> those big baggy swimming  trunks that make you look
> like an old fool...They're years outta style.
>
> Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of  Speedos-about two
> sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down  inside them.
>  I'm telling ya man...ya'll have all the babes you  want!
>
> The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with  his
> spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
>
>  Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their
> faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick!
>
>  Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him,
> "What's  wrong now?"
>
>  "Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob,
> "the tater goes in the front!"
>
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Now I have to wipe the coffee off of my computer screen!

Harry G