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[Bruce Marshall]

On Tuesday 30 January 2007 03:21, Ric Moore wrote:
> One eye patch, a tote bag filled with long bendable straws (the
> plastic kind with glitter), a plastic parrot, a nylon speedo, woven
> sandals, a tri-corner hat, and a sword suitable for going "Arrrr!" with.

Before picking up a speedo, you'd better check this out.  (apologies to the 
list)

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Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able?to attract
the girls.

?He decided to ask his??friend Billy-Bob??for advice.??It's
those big?baggy swimming??trunks that make you look
like an old fool...They're?years?outta style.

Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of??Speedos-about two
sizes too?little and drop a fist-sized tater down??inside them.
?I'm telling ya man...ya'll have all the babes you??want!

The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with??his
spanking?new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.

?Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by,?covering?their
faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick!

?Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him,
"What's??wrong?now?"

?"Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob,
"the tater?goes in the front!"