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[Ric Moore]

On Tue, 2007-01-30 at 10:14 -0500, Harry Giles wrote:
> Bruce Marshall wrote:
> > On Tuesday 30 January 2007 03:21, Ric Moore wrote:
> >   
> >> One eye patch, a tote bag filled with long bendable straws (the
> >> plastic kind with glitter), a plastic parrot, a nylon speedo, woven
> >> sandals, a tri-corner hat, and a sword suitable for going "Arrrr!" with.
> >>     
> >
> > Before picking up a speedo, you'd better check this out.  (apologies to the 
> > list)
> >
> > ====================
> > Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract
> > the girls.
> >
> >  He decided to ask his  friend Billy-Bob  for advice.  It's
> > those big baggy swimming  trunks that make you look
> > like an old fool...They're years outta style.
> >
> > Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of  Speedos-about two
> > sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down  inside them.
> >  I'm telling ya man...ya'll have all the babes you  want!
> >
> > The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with  his
> > spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
> >
> >  Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their
> > faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick!
> >
> >  Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him,
> > "What's  wrong now?"
> >
> >  "Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob,
> > "the tater goes in the front!"
> 
> Now I have to wipe the coffee off of my computer screen!

Is this the best maillist in the world or what?? If only Mr. Bandel
would release his "Panama Jack" distro we'd have it made ...because we'd
have him to pick on to straighten out the messes and we'd get to do more
of this. <cackles> Thanks to both Bruce and Harry, you both made my
day. :) Ric

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