Linux answering machine <OT>

[Harry G]

On Thu November 16 2006 9:57 am, Ric Moore wrote:
> On Thu, 2006-11-16 at 04:10 -0500, Jay Nugent wrote:
> >    Yeah but, bringing back that pair of speedo's after you poll danced in
> > them for the Chip-N-Dale charity fund raiser and meat-market auction was
> > going just a little too far.  Have you no shame!  As much as I dislike
> > WalMart, they really should be informed of what you've done.  Naw...  as
> > an afterthought, it's really "buyer beware" at WalMart.
>
> Thank God you haven't seen the pics...
> GQ has me in "Older Boy Toys"
> Esquire postered me in "Life Over 50: On the Brass Pole"
> American Medical Society featured me in "Overdose Abuses of Viagra"
> Care2 has a petition against me "Stop This Abuser of Goats!" (I'm
> innocent!!)
>
> ...all of this from a pair of speedo's returned to WalMart, after I
> posed and was published. They can get really ugly at times, they claim I
> had fair use of them. My attorney advises me to hold out for a
> settlement. Bill Clinton emailed me and advised I get the court's
> opinion on the word "is". He also wanted me to autograph the centerfold.
> Sheeesh... now I'm up there with Monica Lewinski. I have no shame left
> in me. It's all about the money the ladies keep stuffing in those
> speedos. I just returned the red ones, which didn't set my eyes off as
> well as blue or green does. In my business (as the original Duece
> Bigalow) I have to be picky. It's all about image. Ric


Thanks for making me spit coffee all over my desk.


Harry G