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[Bob Hemus]

On Thu, 2006-11-16 at 09:57 -0500, Ric Moore wrote:
> On Thu, 2006-11-16 at 04:10 -0500, Jay Nugent wrote:
> 
> >    Yeah but, bringing back that pair of speedo's after you poll danced in
> > them for the Chip-N-Dale charity fund raiser and meat-market auction was
> > going just a little too far.  Have you no shame!  As much as I dislike
> > WalMart, they really should be informed of what you've done.  Naw...  as
> > an afterthought, it's really "buyer beware" at WalMart.
> 
> Thank God you haven't seen the pics... 
> GQ has me in "Older Boy Toys" 
> Esquire postered me in "Life Over 50: On the Brass Pole"
> American Medical Society featured me in "Overdose Abuses of Viagra"
> Care2 has a petition against me "Stop This Abuser of Goats!" (I'm
> innocent!!)
> 
> ...all of this from a pair of speedo's returned to WalMart, after I
> posed and was published. They can get really ugly at times, they claim I
> had fair use of them. My attorney advises me to hold out for a
> settlement. Bill Clinton emailed me and advised I get the court's
> opinion on the word "is". He also wanted me to autograph the centerfold.
> Sheeesh... now I'm up there with Monica Lewinski. 

Have you ever looked up the definition of "is" in the Complete Oxford
Dictionary of the English Language?  The multi volume one.  Might be
surprised.
Bob