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[Ric Moore]

On Thu, 2006-11-16 at 04:10 -0500, Jay Nugent wrote:

>    Yeah but, bringing back that pair of speedo's after you poll danced in
> them for the Chip-N-Dale charity fund raiser and meat-market auction was
> going just a little too far.  Have you no shame!  As much as I dislike
> WalMart, they really should be informed of what you've done.  Naw...  as
> an afterthought, it's really "buyer beware" at WalMart.

Thank God you haven't seen the pics... 
GQ has me in "Older Boy Toys" 
Esquire postered me in "Life Over 50: On the Brass Pole"
American Medical Society featured me in "Overdose Abuses of Viagra"
Care2 has a petition against me "Stop This Abuser of Goats!" (I'm
innocent!!)

...all of this from a pair of speedo's returned to WalMart, after I
posed and was published. They can get really ugly at times, they claim I
had fair use of them. My attorney advises me to hold out for a
settlement. Bill Clinton emailed me and advised I get the court's
opinion on the word "is". He also wanted me to autograph the centerfold.
Sheeesh... now I'm up there with Monica Lewinski. I have no shame left
in me. It's all about the money the ladies keep stuffing in those
speedos. I just returned the red ones, which didn't set my eyes off as
well as blue or green does. In my business (as the original Duece
Bigalow) I have to be picky. It's all about image. Ric