seeking a good tech support person

[James McDonald]

> On Mon, 2006-08-21 at 17:27 -0400, Douglas J Hunley wrote:
>> Guys:
>> I'm looking for a good tech support person to add to my team. This is a
>> remote
>> position (work from home) requiring occasional trips to the office in
>> sunny
>> California.
> <snippage>
>>
>> VA Software is an equal opportunity employer, and does not discriminate
>> on the
>> basis of race, gender, age, national origin, religion, physical or
>> mental
>> disabilities, marital status, sexual orientation or any other unlawful
>> basis.
>
> --
> Douglas J Hunley (doug at hunley.homeip.net) - Linux User #174778
>
> Dear Sir, I am seeking a position where I can be gainfully employed to
> stay at home in my boxers and socks, where my old-man-tits can collect
> fallen cigarette ashes.
>
> My Linux User number is a LOT lower than yours. You would be working for
> me on that basis?
>
> I was the first support engineer at RedHat to use haiku's and Burma
> Shave style tag lines in my 'Subject:' lines to the clients. And the
> last... surely THAT would also bear consideration.
>
> I have no clue what all that shit was you were writing about, but with a
> spellchecker and Google, I can bullshit answers with the best of them.
> The internet is just a series of tubes, how hard could it be?
>
> 30 grand would keep me in mesquite charcoal and slabs of pork ribs. I
> have my own mouse-pad. Next time you're in Greensboro, I'll buy ya a
> beer and we can swap lies!
>
> The Tech Support Engineer from Hell, Ric
>
This is starting to confirm my suspicions that this list has a large
proportion of BOFH's