seeking a good tech support person

[Ric Moore]

On Mon, 2006-08-21 at 17:27 -0400, Douglas J Hunley wrote:
> Guys:
> I'm looking for a good tech support person to add to my team. This is a remote 
> position (work from home) requiring occasional trips to the office in sunny 
> California.
<snippage>
> 
> VA Software is an equal opportunity employer, and does not discriminate on the 
> basis of race, gender, age, national origin, religion, physical or mental 
> disabilities, marital status, sexual orientation or any other unlawful basis.

-- 
Douglas J Hunley (doug at hunley.homeip.net) - Linux User #174778

Dear Sir, I am seeking a position where I can be gainfully employed to
stay at home in my boxers and socks, where my old-man-tits can collect
fallen cigarette ashes. 

My Linux User number is a LOT lower than yours. You would be working for
me on that basis? 

I was the first support engineer at RedHat to use haiku's and Burma
Shave style tag lines in my 'Subject:' lines to the clients. And the
last... surely THAT would also bear consideration. 

I have no clue what all that shit was you were writing about, but with a
spellchecker and Google, I can bullshit answers with the best of them.
The internet is just a series of tubes, how hard could it be? 

30 grand would keep me in mesquite charcoal and slabs of pork ribs. I
have my own mouse-pad. Next time you're in Greensboro, I'll buy ya a
beer and we can swap lies! 

The Tech Support Engineer from Hell, Ric 


 

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