[OT] I Can't Go Trick or Treating Anymore

[Michael Hipp]

Bill Campbell wrote:

> On Fri, Oct 29, 2004, Michael Scottaline wrote:
> 
>>On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 23:20:51 -0500, Bill Davidson <harley7 at cogeco.ca> wrote:
>>
>>>On 19:49 Thu 28 Oct     , Kurt Wall wrote:
>>>
>>>>Top 10 Signs You're Too Old to Trick or Treat
>>>>
>>>>9. You get winded from knocking on the door.
>>>>8. You forget why you are knocking on the door.
>>>>7. You ask for high fiber candy only.
>>>>6. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
>>>>5. When someone drops a candy in your bag you lose your balance.
>>>>4. People say, "Great Boris Karloff mask" and you're not wearing a mask.
>>>>3. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.
>>>>2. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
>>>>   hairpiece.
>>>>1. You're the only Power Ranger with a walker.
>>>>0. You keep having to go home to pee.
>>>
>>>Leave it to a geek to make that list zero based;)
>>
>>===================================
>>Nah, a geek woulda done it in binary ;o)
> 
> 
> Count in binary on your fingers, and stop at 4.

I can count to 31 on my fingers in binary.

But some of the counts look kinda perverse.

Michael