[OT] I Can't Go Trick or Treating Anymore
Bill Campbell
linux-sxs
Fri Oct 29 15:34:40 PDT 2004
On Fri, Oct 29, 2004, Michael Scottaline wrote:
>On Thu, 28 Oct 2004 23:20:51 -0500, Bill Davidson <harley7 at cogeco.ca> wrote:
>> On 19:49 Thu 28 Oct , Kurt Wall wrote:
>> > Top 10 Signs You're Too Old to Trick or Treat
>> >
>> > 9. You get winded from knocking on the door.
>> > 8. You forget why you are knocking on the door.
>> > 7. You ask for high fiber candy only.
>> > 6. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
>> > 5. When someone drops a candy in your bag you lose your balance.
>> > 4. People say, "Great Boris Karloff mask" and you're not wearing a mask.
>> > 3. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.
>> > 2. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
>> > hairpiece.
>> > 1. You're the only Power Ranger with a walker.
>> > 0. You keep having to go home to pee.
>>
>> Leave it to a geek to make that list zero based;)
>===================================
>Nah, a geek woulda done it in binary ;o)
Count in binary on your fingers, and stop at 4.
Bill
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