[OT] I Can't Go Trick or Treating Anymore

[Herb DeLong]

I like number 5. Thats me.
Herb
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Kurt Wall" <kwall at kurtwerks.com>
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Sent: Thursday, October 28, 2004 7:49 PM
Subject: [OT] I Can't Go Trick or Treating Anymore


> Top 10 Signs You're Too Old to Trick or Treat
> 
> 9. You get winded from knocking on the door.
> 8. You forget why you are knocking on the door.
> 7. You ask for high fiber candy only.
> 6. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
> 5. When someone drops a candy in your bag you lose your balance.
> 4. People say, "Great Boris Karloff mask" and you're not wearing a mask.
> 3. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.
> 2. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
>    hairpiece.
> 1. You're the only Power Ranger with a walker.
> 0. You keep having to go home to pee. 
> 
> Kurt
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