[OT] I Can't Go Trick or Treating Anymore

[Bill Davidson]

On 19:49 Thu 28 Oct     , Kurt Wall wrote:
> Top 10 Signs You're Too Old to Trick or Treat
> 
> 9. You get winded from knocking on the door.
> 8. You forget why you are knocking on the door.
> 7. You ask for high fiber candy only.
> 6. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
> 5. When someone drops a candy in your bag you lose your balance.
> 4. People say, "Great Boris Karloff mask" and you're not wearing a mask.
> 3. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.
> 2. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
>    hairpiece.
> 1. You're the only Power Ranger with a walker.
> 0. You keep having to go home to pee. 

Leave it to a geek to make that list zero based;)

Bill