[OT] I Can't Go Trick or Treating Anymore

[Kurt Wall]

Top 10 Signs You're Too Old to Trick or Treat

9. You get winded from knocking on the door.
8. You forget why you are knocking on the door.
7. You ask for high fiber candy only.
6. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
5. When someone drops a candy in your bag you lose your balance.
4. People say, "Great Boris Karloff mask" and you're not wearing a mask.
3. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.
2. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
   hairpiece.
1. You're the only Power Ranger with a walker.
0. You keep having to go home to pee. 

Kurt
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