yet another test

[Collins Richey]

On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 11:48:49 -0500, Tim Wunder <tim at thewunders.org> wrote:
> A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of
> a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
> 
> "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My
> face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging
> out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby"
> 
> She turns to her husband and says.....
> "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
> 
> He thinks about it for a bit and then says "well......there's nothing wrong
> with your eyesight."
> 

The version of this I read was followed by this: The husband's funeral
will be held on ... with viewing between the hours of ...
-- 
 Collins