yet another test

[Tim Wunder]

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of 
a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My 
face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging 
out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby"

She turns to her husband and says.....
"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."




He thinks about it for a bit and then says "well......there's nothing wrong 
with your eyesight."

On Friday 12 November 2004 11:24 am, someone claiming to be David Bandel 
wrote:
> I'll pass this test yet ...
>
> coach:  He Simpkins, can you pass this football?
> Simpkins:  Coach, if I can swallow it, I can pass it.
>
> Ciao,
>
> David A. Bandel

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