yet another test

[Tony Alfrey]

On Nov 12, 2004, at 10:08 AM, Collins Richey wrote:

> On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 11:48:49 -0500, Tim Wunder <tim at thewunders.org> 
> wrote:
>> A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in 
>> front of
>> a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
>>
>> "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old 
>> woman. My
>> face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is 
>> hanging
>> out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby"
>>
>> She turns to her husband and says.....
>> "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
>>
>> He thinks about it for a bit and then says "well......there's nothing 
>> wrong
>> with your eyesight."
>>
>
> The version of this I read was followed by this: The husband's funeral
> will be held on ... with viewing between the hours of ...

Funeral?  Viewing?  Remember that film "Fargo" where that guy ends up 
in the chipper?


Tony Alfrey
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