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[Bob Hemus]

On Thu, 2007-10-25 at 12:32 -0400, Leon Goldstein wrote:
> Brett wrote:
> 
> > Am I posting?
> > -- 
> >
> > - Brett
> 
> 
> Not without a joke.
> Anyway, here's one to fill the cosmic void you created.
> 
> >
> >
> A game warden was driving down the road when he
> came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under
> his arm. He stopped and asked the boy,
> 
> "Where did you get that turkey?"
> 
> The boy replied, "What turkey?"
> 
> The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying
> under your arm."
> 
> The boy look down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey
> done roosted under my arm!"
> 
> The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season
> is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to
> do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg.
> If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do
> to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?
> 
> The little boy said, "I guess I'll kiss his ass and let him go."
> 
Ya gotta give us humor on a test!!  Here's one you can use;

 BLONDES VS. FOOTBALL

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked
her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date
asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

Bye, Bob