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[Leon Goldstein]

Brett wrote:

> Am I posting?
> -- 
>
> - Brett


Not without a joke.
Anyway, here's one to fill the cosmic void you created.

>
>
A game warden was driving down the road when he
came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under
his arm. He stopped and asked the boy,

"Where did you get that turkey?"

The boy replied, "What turkey?"

The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying
under your arm."

The boy look down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey
done roosted under my arm!"

The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season
is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to
do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg.
If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do
to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?

The little boy said, "I guess I'll kiss his ass and let him go."

-- 
Leon A. Goldstein

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