Nvidia stats hijacked to: Let's all goto David's house!

[David Bandel]

On 11/20/06, Ric Moore <wayward4now at gmail.com> wrote:

[snip]

> Looks like a helluva deal. I say we take this stuff, all of us move to
> Bandel's place to form a production company and do 3D video broadcasts
> 24/7 of us, singly or as a groups. Video'd sitting in lounge chairs
> under palm trees. 3D panoramas running non-stop broadcasts to all the
> poor bums stuck wage earning, back in the States.

Well, I have a better suggestion for the 3d production locations.  See below

>
> We discuss the weighty issues of the day, like:
>
> Fruit in beer, Man Question?
> BBQ conferences and demonstrations.
> Smoking cigars etiquette.
> The perfect wave.
> The perfect Martini.
> The perfect Daiquiri.
> The perfect lime.
> The perfectly smoked rib.
> Was that Wahini a 10 or what? (do you have Wahini's, Mr. Bandel, and you
> are not telling, hrmmmmm?) If not, we make enough dough to fly them in,
> say what?

Sorry, no tahini here.

[snip]

Panama is a Catholic country.  Catholicism is the official religion.
All Catholics believe themselves to be sinners.  If they didn't,
they'd have nothing to confess (what fun would that be?).

Anyway, anyplace you want to make something popular, just declare it
sinful (especially in a Catholic country).
1.  Murder is a sin (my wife is the local equivalent of the county
coroner and I can tell you she is _very_ busy on the weekends,
holidays, and Mondays).
2.  Stealing is a sin.  Recently, Movistar (a cell phone provider)
found one of its pivotal cell towers stripped.  Crippled their cell
phone service for days.  I have filed 13 robbery reports in 4 years.
Last one was a Wifi tower of mine that was stripped of radios, cables,
etc., at 1:05 a.m. on a Friday nite.
3.  Sex outside of marriage is a sin.  We have places here gringos
call "push buttons" (the locals just call them the push).  These are
buildings inside a high-walled compound with a descreet entrance.  You
drive in and find an open garage and drive in.  Open the window, push
the button to close the garage door and go to a slot in the wall where
you pay your money and get a key passed to you (no windows here).  The
key goes to a bedroom/bathroom.  Some places have jacuzzis, etc.  From
$10-$30 for 2 hours.

Would be nothing to go in and mount some hidden cameras.  Lots of
activity here.  The places are _very_ popular over the 2 hour lunch
hours they have here.  I know of over a dozen within 15 minutes drive
of town.

>
> Ahhhh, pure heaven.
>
> We'll let you out, after a while, David. Once, we claim our favorite
> lawn chairs and put your pet pig to the hot coals.

I don't have any pigs, but you're welcome to the neighbor's chickens
that can usually be found wandering around on my farm.

[snip]

>
> I think we should all be making preparations before Mr. Bandel takes
> this idea for his own, erects Cyclone Fence around his parameter and
> alerts the Panamanian Policia.

Might as well alert the Brownies, they'd be more effective at
repelling the mongolian hordes than the Panamanian National Police.

Will send a Googlearth anotated map to my farm.

Ciao,

David A. Bandel
-- 
Focus on the dream, not the competition.
            - Nemesis Air Racing Team motto