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[Jay Nugent]

Greetings,

On Thu, 16 Nov 2006, Ric Moore wrote:

> On Thu, 2006-11-16 at 22:35 +0800, Chong Yu Meng wrote:
> > My wife has this annoying
> > habit of wanting to walk around while talking on the phone, so wires are
> > out. Bluetooth headsets have integrated microphones which are ideal for
> > this scenario because they are wireless, so she can roam from room to
> > room while talking, and looking self-important ...
> 
> You wish... she's talking about YOU when she walks out of earshot. You
> don't know if she's giggling or scowling... or both! 
> 
> <cackles> Oh the JOY of married life. I tried it three & 1/2 times. That
> was enough. Lord, was that enough. The second lasted 6 months, before I
> booted her ass out, as she was more man than me! ..or so she thought. I
> got a lawyer that was more man than her! <evil cackles> 
> 
> Maybe you need to set up some kinda spool on that thing. Got the first
> one perjuring herself, with one of those radio shack telephone taps,
> which came in REAL handy during property settlement time. <evil leer>
> Maybe, as a sideline to my pole dancing career, I could get "Dirty Jobs
> Done Dirt Cheap." Ric

   Keep the *night-time* pole dancing job as I'm sure the tips go
unaccounted for and what the IRS doesn't know won't hurt them.  But during
the day you can write your own version of "My life, and Welcome to it" and
publish "Dirty Jobs Done Dirt Cheap."

   I know I'd buy a copy, or perhaps steal if off the net...

      --- Jay
          Downstairs tenant, and loving it!
          (ex-GF is the upstairs tenant)
             
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 be done completely no matter how hard you try." -- Gore Vidal
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