Linux answering machine

Ric Moore wayward4now
Thu Nov 16 18:13:30 PST 2006


On Thu, 2006-11-16 at 22:35 +0800, Chong Yu Meng wrote:
> My wife has this annoying
> habit of wanting to walk around while talking on the phone, so wires are
> out. Bluetooth headsets have integrated microphones which are ideal for
> this scenario because they are wireless, so she can roam from room to
> room while talking, and looking self-important ...

You wish... she's talking about YOU when she walks out of earshot. You
don't know if she's giggling or scowling... or both! 

<cackles> Oh the JOY of married life. I tried it three & 1/2 times. That
was enough. Lord, was that enough. The second lasted 6 months, before I
booted her ass out, as she was more man than me! ..or so she thought. I
got a lawyer that was more man than her! <evil cackles> 

Maybe you need to set up some kinda spool on that thing. Got the first
one perjuring herself, with one of those radio shack telephone taps,
which came in REAL handy during property settlement time. <evil leer>
Maybe, as a sideline to my pole dancing career, I could get "Dirty Jobs
Done Dirt Cheap." Ric





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