shutdown -h in Denver
Ric Moore
wayward4now
Thu Dec 21 21:11:19 PST 2006
On Thu, 2006-12-21 at 19:36 -0800, Tony Alfrey wrote:
> Ric Moore wrote:
> > On Thu, 2006-12-21 at 06:34 -0800, Tony Alfrey wrote:
> >> I'm sure you won't feel
> >> too bad when this liberal weenie in his alternative energy vehicle blows
> >> past you and wishes you a Happy Winter Solstice!
> >
> > Would that be with a Martini in a thermos
>
> Yes. And Tequila in the hip flask. And not the cheap stuff that they
> serve in those slushy, fruity ice baths.
>
> > and wearing one of those
> > preppy Peruvian Andes Goat-Herder stocking caps on, that has the strings
> > down the sides?
>
> No, they only allow those over in Berkeley. And they have to be made
> with organic wool imported from Guatemala and hand-dyed from nuts and
> berries harvested by indigenous peoples driving rusting old Ford F150
> pickup trucks. Fueled with Tequila.
>
> >
> > <cackles> That would shout to the world, "My radio is tuned to NPR!"
>
> Half the time. The other half on whatever is playing John Coltrane.
>
> >
> > Got one of those bumper stickers that says "Prairie Home Companion -
> > wouldn't leave home without it!"?? <howls> Ric
>
> I'm sorry, but Garrison Keilor is so not funny anymore, that it's not funny.
<chuckles> ... the pictures I see in my head of all of you guys, if we
all ever get together in one spot it will be a mindblower. I'll spare
you all the mental pictures I have for now. <eg>
If anyone wants a pic of me clutching a Tennessee Fainting Goat, looking
like Elmer Fudd, just email me off list. It'll be your xmas present.
<howls> Ric
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