shutdown -h in Denver

[Tony Alfrey]

Ric Moore wrote:
> On Thu, 2006-12-21 at 06:34 -0800, Tony Alfrey wrote:
>>  I'm sure you won't feel 
>> too bad when this liberal weenie in his alternative energy vehicle blows 
>> past you and wishes you a Happy Winter Solstice!
> 
> Would that be with a Martini in a thermos

Yes.  And Tequila in the hip flask.  And not the cheap stuff that they 
serve in those slushy, fruity ice baths.

> and wearing one of those
> preppy Peruvian Andes Goat-Herder stocking caps on, that has the strings
> down the sides?  

No, they only allow those over in Berkeley.  And they have to be made 
with organic wool imported from Guatemala and hand-dyed from nuts and 
berries harvested by indigenous peoples driving rusting old Ford F150 
pickup trucks.  Fueled with Tequila.

> 
> <cackles> That would shout to the world, "My radio is tuned to NPR!"

Half the time.  The other half on whatever is playing John Coltrane.

> 
> Got one of those bumper stickers that says "Prairie Home Companion -
> wouldn't leave home without it!"?? <howls> Ric

I'm sorry, but Garrison Keilor is so not funny anymore, that it's not funny.


> 


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