OT-M$ chit

[Bob Hemus]

On Wed, 2006-08-16 at 17:08 -0400, Ric Moore wrote:
> On Wed, 2006-08-16 at 08:18 -0500, Ben Duncan wrote:
> > Or .. I can forward some of those emails I get for offshore
> > pharmaceuticals GUARANTEED to increase your stamina, length, force,
> > and girth, to you and you can spend it on those .....
> > 
> > But for the life of me, I cannot figure out why I want to
> > increase GIRTH, cause at a 36 inch waist, I do not need
> > to gain any more weight .....
> > 
> 
> Nah, you thought I'd go there, but I won't. <cackles> Be sure to tell
> one of those Nigerian Bridesmaids scammers that you have a 36in. girth.
>  
> I'm sure I can't be the only guy on this list being hounded by them! I
> keep them stringing along until they've sent me all the pictures they
> have, (you know, the REALLY good ones?) and then I start wailing over
> how the IRS just seized my immense fortune, my villas, my yacht and my
> entire portfolio of cash, bonds and property deeds!! 
> 
> "I can't BEAR IT! Everything! I'm RUINED. Good bye cruel world, I'm
> going to end it all. We were to be happily married as soon as I sent the
> $800 for your plane ticket! Now they have taken it from me! Ah, so close
> to TRUE LOVE!"  
> 
> Many tears were shed by the jokester sitting in his boxers and socks
> swatting tetse flies with a funeral parlor bamboo hand fan and dreams of
> the wealth soon to be his, shattered, while I giggled evilly. 
> 
> Ric   
Love It!! Great idea, like a friend of mine who used to let missionary poosles in when he lived in a split level house.  Then he apologize, had to make a pit stop, and just left the house from a different level.
Bob