OT-M$ chit

[Ric Moore]

On Wed, 2006-08-16 at 08:18 -0500, Ben Duncan wrote:
> Or .. I can forward some of those emails I get for offshore
> pharmaceuticals GUARANTEED to increase your stamina, length, force,
> and girth, to you and you can spend it on those .....
> 
> But for the life of me, I cannot figure out why I want to
> increase GIRTH, cause at a 36 inch waist, I do not need
> to gain any more weight .....
> 

Nah, you thought I'd go there, but I won't. <cackles> Be sure to tell
one of those Nigerian Bridesmaids scammers that you have a 36in. girth.
 
I'm sure I can't be the only guy on this list being hounded by them! I
keep them stringing along until they've sent me all the pictures they
have, (you know, the REALLY good ones?) and then I start wailing over
how the IRS just seized my immense fortune, my villas, my yacht and my
entire portfolio of cash, bonds and property deeds!! 

"I can't BEAR IT! Everything! I'm RUINED. Good bye cruel world, I'm
going to end it all. We were to be happily married as soon as I sent the
$800 for your plane ticket! Now they have taken it from me! Ah, so close
to TRUE LOVE!"  

Many tears were shed by the jokester sitting in his boxers and socks
swatting tetse flies with a funeral parlor bamboo hand fan and dreams of
the wealth soon to be his, shattered, while I giggled evilly. 

Ric   


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