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[Kurt Wall]

In a 1.5K blaze of typing glory, dep wrote:
> quoth Kurt Wall:
> 
> | On a tear against lawyers, dep? ;-)
> 
> why, no -- whatever would make you think that? i merely go through life 

I don't know. It must've been something you ranted.

> talent, lest their terrible secret -- membership in the bar -- lead to 
> their introduction to mr. reddy kilowatt, former mascot of the rural 
> electrification association. sort of a little preview of what will be 
> their ultimate destination, anyway.

This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "circuit court."  In any
event, I think this would somehow despoil Reddy Kilowatt.

> and we could balance the national budget by selling the privilege of 
> throwing the switch, at $100 a pop. that's the goal: make lawyers into 
> conductors. no doubt they would put up some resistance. they have 
> little capacity for such things.

Hmm. Have an eBay auction, which would generate multiplier effects
as the dollars cycle through the economy. I'll ignore the surely
unintentional but nevertheless revolting puns. That said, you've
amplified your intentions vis-a-vis lawyers, and your views on the 
matter have electrified us all. Hopefully, we'll find the energy
to act on the latent potential of our dislike for them and shortly
move directly from our a passive state of merely hating them.

> of course, they needn't be just fricaseed because they are lawyers. 
> there would be trials, for those who could find a non-lawyer willing to 
> undertake the defense.

No harm; no foul.

Kurt
-- 
"Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?  It is
because we are not the person involved"
		-- Mark Twain