News Flash! Rambus and SCO to merge!

[Rick Sivernell]

On Tue, 11 Mar 2003 13:03:33 -0500 (EST)
"Gerry Doris" <gerry at dorfam.ca> wrote:

> http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/03/10/212241
> 
> 
> News Flash! Rambus and SCO to merge! (Score:5, Funny)
> by Newer Guy (520108)  on Monday March 10, @06:03PM (#5481084)
> 
> 
> In a surprise news announcement, the Chairman of rambus announces a
> historic merger with SCO unix. "The merged company - to be called
> RAMBO - will be poised to respond to the challenges of the 21st
> century" Chairman David Boies said today. "We are in the enviable
> position of controlling both hardware and software Intellectual
> property" Boies also announced Rambo's decision to sue Microsoft for
> the use of the name "windows". and it's use for networking. "I came up
> with the idea of windows networking 30 years ago" Boies said. "When I
> was a kid I opened the window and yelled to my friends that it was
> time to play baseball. This involved using a window to spread
> information to them. In other words, Windows networking"
> 
> I love this, but RAMBO, give me a break. What will their Linux distro
> be, Rambo Linux 4.0

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