News Flash! Rambus and SCO to merge!

[Gerry Doris]

http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/03/10/212241


News Flash! Rambus and SCO to merge! (Score:5, Funny)
by Newer Guy (520108)  on Monday March 10, @06:03PM (#5481084)


In a surprise news announcement, the Chairman of rambus announces a historic
merger with SCO unix. "The merged company - to be called RAMBO - will be
poised to respond to the challenges of the 21st century" Chairman David Boies
said today. "We are in the enviable position of controlling both hardware and
software Intellectual property" Boies also announced Rambo's decision to sue
Microsoft for the use of the name "windows". and it's use for networking. "I
came up with the idea of windows networking 30 years ago" Boies said. "When I
was a kid I opened the window and yelled to my friends that it was time to
play baseball. This involved using a window to spread information to them. In
other words, Windows networking"


Gerry