test <ot> thats whut he done said

[Collins Richey]

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>> Subject: FW: thats whut he done said
>>
> > Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they
> > talk about their moonshine operation.
> >
> > Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
> > to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is
> > in real distress.
> >
> >
> >
> > One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
> >
> > The woman shakes her head no.
> >
> > Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
> >
> > The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
> >
> > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down
> > her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
> > tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
> > obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again,
> > the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
> >
> > His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
> > Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
> >
> > If you don't send this to five friends, there will be five fewer
> > people laughing in the world!!

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Collins Richey
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