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[kwall at kurtwerks.com]

A Father walks into a bookstore with his young son.  The boy
is holding a quarter.  Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue 
in the face.  The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter
and starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the store reading a newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee.  At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on
the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way unhurried, across
the bookstore.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of
the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist gently at first and
then ever more firmly.   After a few seconds the boy convulses violently
and coughs up the quarter, whi ch the woman deftly catches it in her
free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father
and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied, "Divorce Attorney."

Kurt
-- 
It has been said that man is a rational animal.  All my life I have
been searching for evidence which could support this.
		-- Bertrand Russell