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Collins Richey
crichey at gmail.com
Fri Nov 16 16:50:56 PST 2007
On Nov 15, 2007 9:53 PM, Kurt Wall <kwall at kurtwerks.com> wrote:
> On Thu, Nov 15, 2007 at 12:35:37PM -0500, Leon Goldstein wrote:
> >
> > Joke:
> > I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said
> > "Implants?"
>
> So, I said, "Thyroid condition?"
>
So, while we're on the humor mill, here's three quick ones.
Two bumper stickers seen on the way to work recently.
"Will somebody please give George Bush a BJ so we can impeach him"
"My country went to war with Iraq and all I got was this high priced gas"
And my favorite joke from the Bubba Era.
"President Clinton and his wife were seated at a baseball game. A
Secret Service agent whispered in his ear. The President stood up,
grabbed Hillary, and threw her out of the stands. The agent said, but
Sir, you were supposed to throw out the first PITCH."
--
Collins Richey
If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries
of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for.
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