<OT> Humorous

[Ric Moore]

On Sat, 2007-03-24 at 18:39 -0700, Bob Hemus wrote:
> On Sat, 2007-03-24 at 18:39 -0400, Ric Moore wrote:
> > On Fri, 2007-03-23 at 19:50 -0500, Ben Duncan wrote:
> > > Ric oughta get a charge outta this ..
> 
> <snip>
> > Now, somewhere underneath Old Gal's skirts, between the 4 tires, I lost
> > my 3/8" combination wrench. You tell me where it went, I have looked
> > everywhere. <POOF!> It must have warped out to join the missing 1/2"
> > wrench that I always lose right off the bat. I've never found a cheap
> > 1/2" wrench in the loose tool bin in any pawn shop that I have checked.
> > In our Universe there is a black hole that sucks them in when we aren't
> > looking, and a white hole that spews them out into some faraway galaxy,
> > where we'll never see them again. <sigh>  Ric
> 
> Look inside the frame rails, not on the ground?  On the muffler?  On top
> of the frame?
> Bob

You betcha. Although when I drove down the driveway to test the brakes I
heard something clang on the asphalt. I stopped and got out to look, but
found nothing. The lawnmower will find it, after bending the crankshaft,
while spewing shrapnel towards the propane tank, which will ignite and
blow the Happy Farm off of the map. It's been that kinda weekend and
it's only half over. 

Oh yeah, got a citation for not coming to a complete halt at a stop
sign, by one of Nawth Carolankys Finest to the tune of $160. This was at
1 AM, waay after they rolled up the sidewalks. Business must have been
slow. I musta been completely nutz as I KNOW I live in a Southern
Justice Zone. I sure that local Polite Society will be pleased to know
that a miscreant, such as myself, was dealt with harshly "earl lie in
the morning". I'm damn near afraid to get into bed, there's no telling
what will happen next. The termites might suddenly decide to quit
holding hands and the ceiling fan will fall in on top of me. <sighs> Ric
 

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