Machiel Richards

[David Bandel]

On 7/3/07, Roger Oberholtzer <roger at opq.se> wrote:
> On Tue, 2007-07-03 at 09:17 -0500, Net Llama! wrote:
> > On Tue, 3 Jul 2007, Bruce Marshall wrote:
> > > On Tuesday 03 July 2007, Machiel Richards wrote:
> > >> *** Disclaimer ***
> > >>
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> > >>
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> > >>
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> > >


I just wish I could convince someone to actually try to sue or
otherwise hold this one-sided non-contractually binding stupidity
against me.  But even though the moron lawyers write it, no one seems
bold enough to try to enforce it.

Please tell your legal staff I've posted this drivel on a web site in
contravention of their confidentiality policy as well as sent it on to
their competition.  I would want everyone to keep this confidential
too as just shows the lawyers who've written this have _no_ legal
concept of the public nature of non-encrypted e-mails and should be
ashamed to call themselves lawyers.  Too bad lawyers can't be
disbarred for practicing law when they obviously know nothing about
it.

Please forward this to your legal department.

Thanx,

David A. Bandel
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