list advice

[Ric Moore]

On Wed, 2007-01-10 at 14:18 -0800, Tony Alfrey wrote:

> So do any of you have thoughts about additional things I should add to 
> said list of hardware components and comments on the structure and what 
> might constitute "works out of the box"?  Should I include things like 
> price and vendor?  How about the e-mail address of the contributor?
> 
What do you propose to put between the chair and the computer? 

How about one of those new stun-guns affixed to the top of the monitor
and when the clueless are about to change something that is significant
in error, a warning flashes on the screen: 

"Stop and take your hands off of the Keyboard-"
"-or I will stop your heart and you will die."

That would be to get the attention of the kids. No warnings for an adult
seen by the system via a webcam interface to a Beagle profiling
database. Beagle works so good it eats up 95% of your CPU, so it ought
to be really really great! Name it "BFG Linux." 

Should sell like hotcakes. Give it a whirl and see if I'm wrong. Test it
out on Lonnie. He's back in harness and needs a diversion. <eg> Ric
 
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