Fwd: Help for a Newbie

[Ric Moore]

On Sun, 2007-02-11 at 13:12 -0500, Leon Goldstein wrote:
> Rick Bowers wrote:
> 
> > <snip>
> >
> >>That's Welcome. I can't seem to get a #$@! keyboard that works. This
> >>is the third one in a row.
> >>    
> >>
> >
> >Try getting new fingers. It worked for me :-)
> >
> >~Rick
> >
> >
> >  
> >
> I have learned to abstain from keyboard typing until after the second 
> cup of coffee.
> I didn't even dare reply to this until I made a cup of Typhoo tea first 
> :- () < 2 cups

That's why I don't even care to give up smoking. Coffee, double/triple
strength, and Cheyenne little cigars, Peach. They are cigarettes but
with a brown wrapper and they call them "cigars" so they don't get a
cigarette tax, here in NC. Just a little over a buck a pack. <cough
cough> Plus they don't seem to have the gunpowder in the paper, either.
It'll go out in an ashtray. The Cherry flavored ones taste like a gas
station urinal smells with Cherry disinfectant. Awful! The vanilla ones
smell good, but taste so-so. 

If I dared to approach my computer without coffee and a smoke, I might
get tempted to see just how far it would bounce, before flying apart to
scatter pieces of it all over like chickens in the barnyard. I AM much
better than I used to be, trust me. <cackles> 

That's why I like electrical work, it'll fight back. Ric

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