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[Ric Moore]

On Sat, 2007-02-10 at 00:46 -0500, Jay Nugent wrote:
> Greetings,
> 
> On Fri, 9 Feb 2007, Ric Moore wrote:
> 
> > On Fri, 2007-02-09 at 18:03 -0800, Tony Alfrey wrote:
> > > Ric Moore wrote:
> > > > On Mon, 2007-02-05 at 09:20 +1100, James McDonald wrote:
> > > > 
> > > > A homicidal Astronaut pulls up to a parking slot in a fresh pair of
> > > > Alsco Adult Diapers and an AK-47. She grins wickedly at the camera,
> > > > slams a fresh clip in, reaches to thumb the sights-button free of lint
> > > > and grease and wipes her thumb on her Fresh Bright White adult diaper,
> > > > with ALSCO printed in bold across her butt. She then strides purposely
> > > > across the parking lot going Schwosh Schwosh schwosh. 
> > > >  
> 
>    I'm picturing the good ol' days of "Raising Arizona" and "Broadcast
> News" when I read material like this.  They're right Ric, you're working
> in the wrong field.  Comedy writing is where you belong.
> 
> 
> > > Can someone send this guy to LA and connect him with the Screen Writer's 
> > > Guild?  This is better s*&t that I've seen on TV in a long time.
> 
> > Yes! Someone please send me there. Soon. That's where I belong. Anna
> > Nicole and date nuts. Well, I like muffins. <cackles> Ric
> 
>    And if you *do* go to HollyWierd, you *will* find exactly the kind of 
> women you'd expect.  Yupper, they're ALL unballanced and off their nut!
> 
>    Now get to work on that screenplay!!!

Screenplay? That would be my autobiography! I shoulda listened to the
guy that recommended a "nice Jewish girl" when I was in my 20's. Yup,
instead I married a "nice Greek gal", that camel traded like Donald
Trump in our property settlement. Never piss off a Greek gal.
<shudders> 

Here's the fun part. I will be writing the scripts for inmates to role
play for our "elements of criminal thinking" videos. Is THAT gonna be a
hoot or what?? <howls with glee> Hollywood will come to see -me-, when I
pull that one off!  

I don't begin to hold a candle to some of the characters locked up, and
it will be not only a blast, but in a sideways perspective, an honor to
do their stories and bring out not only the humor but the pathos in
them. Thankfully I'll have no unions to deal with in there! Since there
are well over a hundred elements, I'll have plenty of material to start
with. I've got to find that video of the guy shooting at his attorney.
The guys love that one! <huge grin> Ric
 


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