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Ric Moore
wayward4now
Fri Feb 9 22:26:10 PST 2007
On Fri, 2007-02-09 at 20:28 -0800, Tony Alfrey wrote:
> Ric Moore wrote:
> > On Fri, 2007-02-09 at 18:03 -0800, Tony Alfrey wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> >>>
> >>
> >> Can someone send this guy to LA and connect him with the Screen Writer's
> >> Guild? This is better s*&t that I've seen on TV in a long time.
> >> Ric, forget the friggin' computers and boats, you've got a career
> >> awaiting you in the land of Anna Nicole and palm trees. Take it from
> >> someone who grew up there.
> >
> > Yes! Someone please send me there. Soon. That's where I belong. Anna
> > Nicole and date nuts. Well, I like muffins. <cackles> Ric
>
> Well, let's help Ric out here just a bit. First of all, Anna Nicole is
> dead.
I suspect she'll be frozen in nitrogen... and I've got a Bic to flick,
after my first million or so.
> Secondly, the date nuts are out in the high desert at Twentynine
> Palms, which is a good two hour drive even in light traffic, and you
> gotta have enough money to hang out at the cool resorts. And no
> self-respecting writer eats muffins, unless we're talking about a
> different kind of muffin.
You catch on. :)
> So just get yourself a nice bungalow in West
> Hollywood (where all the muffins are hanging out) and get to work. You
> can move up to Laurel Canyon after you've sold a script.
Oh... I guess you'll have to recommend a rather wealthy woman, too. I'd
make a fine wife as long as she prefers southern cooking. Plus, I do
electrical work too.
She should be wealthy enough to send her laundry out. I'll balk like a
white mouth mule at doing laundry other than my own. If she also happens
to sail, we're down to the nitty-gritty and the pre-nups, unless she
happens to look like a white mouth mule. <evil grins> Ric
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