OT*****Re: Hello, it's me..
Ric Moore
wayward4now
Fri Sep 8 16:44:26 PDT 2006
On Fri, 2006-09-08 at 03:50 -0700, Tony Alfrey wrote:
> Ric Moore wrote:
> <snip>
> >
> > When I got my first speeding ticket, in Texas, I got a hat. Never got
> > another speeding ticket. THAT's Texas, son!
> >
>
> <snip>
> My Stetson doesn't fit in my Prius. Can I just add a gun rack instead?
Gun racks are good. But the reason for the hat, according the Deputy was
that "...any dang fo-el knows that if'n yew brek down, yew'll die
walkin' out heyar in da heet." So, you're not from around there if not
wearing the hat and, as a "gol-danged furriner", you're open-season for
the Dep-pu-tees of West Texas.
"Waat yew got to say fer yersef, CITY BOY?"
Yeehah, Side Kick Ric
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