Hello, it's me..
Ric Moore
wayward4now
Sat Sep 2 23:30:39 PDT 2006
On Sun, 2006-09-03 at 01:33 -0400, Jay Nugent wrote:
> On Sun, 3 Sep 2006, Ric Moore wrote:
>
> > Anybody home? <knock knock> Don't be afraid, come on over here and sit
> > in front of the computer. That's good, relax. Write an email now and see
> > if this crate works. Don't be afraid. You can do it!
>
> But I'm scared.... I can't do this... Don't make me do this. Please
> don't make me do this!
>
> MOM! There's some weirdo on the computer. I think he's one of those
> mono-sexuals!! Should I call the FBI???
Yeah, I'm gonna start a movement, marching down the street with my
subscription to "Large Hooters" waving wildly and proclaiming my rights
to claim my blowup doll as a dependent with coverage under my medical
plan! Mono Party in 2008!! Think of all the geeks that would join. Who
knows, it might bring about World Peace to admit "I'm Mono and proud!"
Yes! Out of the closet and FREE AT LAST! While the Mono-Party might not
be a handsome cross selection of humans, we'd be scary enough that
people would leave us the heck alone. That would suit me. <chuckles> Ric
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"There are two Great Sins in the world...
...the Sin of Ignorance, and
...the Sin of Stupidity.
Only the former may be overcome." R.I.P. Dad.
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