Performance Improvements

[Ric Moore]

On Sun, 2006-11-26 at 06:23 -0600, Rick Sivernell wrote:

> It is new floors here. We have the wood, We have the under pad, and we are taking
> off the baseboards now. I think I finish my contract this week and the floors
> are my new full time job. Already tiled the kitchen, and 2 bathrooms. I am tired
> just thinking about it. Friday and Sat, we had a carpet pull up party, no showed
> up to help. Nobody loves me, booooow hhoooooo. <g> I want a new laptop, wife says
> I have no need for one. Go figure.

Wait until you wish to move and see who shows up. 
<crickets go Chirp! Chirp!>
Your wife is correct, you don't REALLY need that laptop, huh? Heck
nah... you need more flooring in order to do more floor work, that's
what you REALLY need. That and a lobotomy. <huge cackles> Just a little
icepick to the frontal lobes, and you'll be good as gold. 
<Blinks> 
"What laptop?? What could I have been thinking??" 
"My God... how did I get here??" <----Talking Heads

Good luck Rick! There are times I would give up a laptop in exchange for
a family... and there are times I wouldn't. :) Ric