Happy Thanksgiving

[Ric Moore]

On Fri, 2006-11-24 at 00:11 -0500, Kurt Wall wrote:
> On Thu, Nov 23, 2006 at 10:53:53AM -0800, Bob Hemus wrote:
> > All of you Linuxites, linuxians, Linuxvians, south of the Mason/Dixon
> > Line, y'aall,and families, have a happy Turkey Day!!
> 
> Those of us north of the Mason-Dixon line don't celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's that bread stuffing, man. It gives away a Yankee every time. Proper
stuffing, in the South, means cornbread. (pronounced Kern-braid)

So, as Bob will agree, we just tend to discount those of the "other"
stuffing persuasion, and we don't care to drive our forces up there
again to liberate you folks of bread stuffing and whatever WMD you all
have stashed, like geese and oysters in places they don't belong. We
drink white liquor, Yankees drink dark. Things like that. We agree to
disagree, we see ya, jus' don't want to BE ya, is all. <snickers and
smirks> Yeee Hawwww...

I once did Dueling Banjo's in ASCII. In favor of the Holiday Spirit,
I'll spare everyone another rendition. It started off like this, I'll
give you the teaser:
 
<plinky plink strummm strummmm>
<plinky plink strummm strummmm>
<plinky plink strummm strummmm>
<plinky plink strummm strummmmmmmm>

You get the idea, Ric