Lions and Tigers, oh my!

Jay Nugent jjn
Fri Nov 10 21:07:11 PST 2006


Greetings,

On Fri, 10 Nov 2006, Thomas Condon wrote:

> Jay Nugent wrote:
> > Greetings Ric,
> > 
> > On Fri, 10 Nov 2006, Ric Moore wrote:
> > 
> >> Watching Wizard of Oz. I know, I have no life. Kill me now. 
> > 
> >    Hey, now that's one classic kick-ass movie!  Scared the beJesus outta
> > me as a little kid.  Question for ya.  What are the words to that marching
> > song (dirg?) that the Wicked Witch of the West's guards sing as they
> > parade around the castle?  I think I've figured it out...
> > 
> >> Well, it's been great, enjoyed the ride. I'm fixing to completely
> >> re-install to FC6 and I'm gonna do it 64 bit style. Then go and rescue
> >> Dorothy AND her little dog! Wish me luck. I've backed up as much as I
> >> can to DvD's... I know I'll forget something. I know it. Later!  Ric --
> > 
> >    Dorothy's too young for you, Ric.  Well, she *was* back when this movie
> > was made.  But go for whatever you can get, fine sir!  But don't settle
> > for just the dog ;-)
> > 
> >    And when the FC6 install is complete lemme know, and I'll clue you in 
> > to the words to that dirg...
> 
> Oh, Eee, Oh, Oooh-Oooh. [Repeat as needed.]

   Close.  But not quite...

   Ya see, the Wicked Witch of the West needed a way to motivate the
guards to work for her.  Afterall, she was a real witch to work for (heh
heh).  So she provided them with an unlimited supply of Oreo cookies.  
This motivation worked SO well that the guards would chant the following 
in anticipation of their eventual reward at the end of the day:

   "Or-ee-Oh, We waaaant 'em!"

   "Or-ee-Oh, We waaaant 'em!"

   "Or-ee-Oh, We waaaant 'em!"


      --- Jay
          (ducking old floppy and Zip drives being thrown at him with 
           great violence and intentions of doing physical harm)

"Getting rid of terrorism is like getting rid of dandruff.  It cannot
 be done completely no matter how hard you try." -- Gore Vidal
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