Obligatory humor: Q: When will you see a pole with a worm at both ends? A: When you go fishing with a lawyer. Bonus humor: Q: What's the difference between an accident and a calamity? A: It's an accident when a bus full of lawyers plunges off the road into a river. It's a calamity if they can swim. -- Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.