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[Bill Campbell]

On Sun, Aug 13, 2006, Collins Richey wrote:
>Couldn't resist. Witticism on my Lithuanian site.
>
>Car mechnanic to the client: "The problem is greater than I thought.
>Your battery needs a new car..."

That reminds me of the shop manual for Chevrolets.  All problems are
fixed by jacking up the radiator cap and moving a Ford under it.

Then there was the Ferrari owner who ran the engine out of oil in
Greece (if it had been a British car the owner would have known
about oil leaks :-).  Of course the Ferrari bearings required
hand fitting as Standards aren't too popular on Italian cars.

The Ferrari got about ten miles from the Greek shop when it blew
up again.  The motto ``Beware of Greek bearing fits''.

Bill
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