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Collins Richey
crichey
Thu Aug 3 15:16:01 PDT 2006
OK, didn't really need to test, but I couldn't resist the opportunity for humor.
BTW, before we go off the deep end: I like GWB jokes also.
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A man walked into a very high-Tec bar. As he sat down on a stool he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention
and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter-stellar space travel', 'the latest medical break troughs,
etc.......
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked
And asked what he would have? "A Martini please."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So the robot started
discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to
expect the Dodgers to do this week end.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??
This time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?????
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Collins Richey
If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries
of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for.
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