Ping

[Ed Jabbour]

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a
construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The
young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the 
activity going on next door and would spend much of each day observing the 
workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or
less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let
her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her
little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope
containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her
mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that 
they take the two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to 
start a savings account.

When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed and asked the
little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building
the house next door to us."  "My goodness gracious," said the teller, "And 
will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will if those ***holes at Building Supply ever 
deliver the f***in' sheet rock!"

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