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[G.Waleed Kavalec]

The scene: It's 1882 and a hot, dusty summers day in Dodge City.
Suddenly at the edge of town, appears a 3-legged dog astride a large
white horse. Women and children run in fear. The 3-legged dog rides up
to the saloon and goes inside. He walks to the bar and says "gimme a
shot of red-eye".

Shaking and quivering the bartender pours a glass of whiskey. The
3-legged dog throws it back and says "gimme another". Shaking and
quivering, the bartender pours another. The 3-legged dog slams it down
and turns to look at the crowd.

The Sheriff makes his way through the crowd and faces the 3-legged
dog. "We don't get many 3-legged dogs around here, what's your
business?" The 3-legged pushes away from the bar and says "I'm looking
for the man who shot my Paw".


On 5/8/05, Kurt Wall <kwall at kurtwerks.com> wrote:
> <humor mode="obligatory">
> Three men walk into a bar. Amazingly, none of them ducked.
> </humor>
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