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[Vu Pham]

[ Sorry to top post, but your email is too long to bottom post ]

Thanks for sharing this. It relaxes me this crazy morning when there are
some headache problems .

I have two boys, 2 and 11, so I enjoy this a lot. 

> -----Original Message-----
> From: linux-users-bounces at linux-sxs.org 
> [mailto:linux-users-bounces at linux-sxs.org] On Behalf Of Rick Sivernell
> Sent: Thursday, February 10, 2005 9:15 AM
> To: Linux Users; damyen_lofton at yahoo.com
> Subject: OT
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> List
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>    Not to offend anyone, but thought all might enjoy.
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> GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS  GRANDCHILDREN) 
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> To those of us who have children in our lives, whether  they 
> are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or 
> students...here is  something to make you chuckle.  Whenever 
> your children are out of control,  you can take comfort from 
> the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend  to 
> His own children After creating heaven and earth, God created 
> Adam and Eve.  And the first thing he  said was "DON'T!" 
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> "Don't what?" Adam replied. 
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> "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. 
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> "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey  Eve..we have 
> forbidden fruit!!!!!" 
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> "No Way!" 
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> "Yes way!" 
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> "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God. 
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> "Why" 
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> "Because I am your Father and I said so!" God  replied, 
> wondering why He 
> hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A  few 
> minutes later, God saw 
> His children having an apple break and He was angry!  "Didn't 
> I tell you not 
> to eat the fruit?" God asked. 
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> "Uh huh," Adam replied. 
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> "Then why did you?" said the Father. 
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> "I don't know," said Eve. 
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> "She started it!" Adam said 
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> "Did not!" 
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> "Did too!" 
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> "DID NOT!" 
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> Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that 
> Adam  and Eve 
> should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set 
> and it has  never 
> changed. 
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> BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!  If you have 
> persistently and lovingly 
> tried to give children wisdom and  they haven't taken it, 
> don't be hard on 
> yourself. If God had trouble raising  children, what makes 
> you think it would be 
> a piece of cake for you?  
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> THINGS TO THINK ABOUT! 
> 1. You spend the first two years of their  life teaching them 
> to walk and 
> talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling  them to sit 
> down and shut up. 
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> 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 
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> 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals  eat their young. 
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> 4. Children seldom  misquote you. In fact, they usually 
> repeat word for word 
> what you shouldn't have  said. 
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> 5. The main purpose of holding children's  parties is to 
> remind yourself that 
> there are children more awful than your own. 
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> 6. We childproofed our homes, but they are  still getting in. 
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> ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose 
> your  nursing home 
> one day. 
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> AND FINALLY: 
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> IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT 
> IT SAYS  ON THE 
> ASPIRIN BOTTLE: 
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> "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!! 
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> Quick, send this on to ten people within the next five 
> minutes.  Nothing will 
> happen if you don't, but if you do, ten people will be  laughing. 
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> -- 
> Rick Sivernell
> Dallas, Texas  75287
> 972 306-2296
> res005ru at verizon.net
> Registered Linux User
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